Losing My Way

It's the monst wonderful day of the year! Yes, Halloween has come again, people dress up in costumes, and party. It was an old Catholic practice to Christianize pagan holidays, so just as Saturnalia became the 12 days of Christmas, Samhain became Halloween. Costumes were worn to disguise one's self from faeries, and offerings given to wandering shapeshifters called Pukahs(like Harvey in the movie of the same name). These easily morphed into today's traditions. This is the day when the barriers between worlds are breached by the supernatural, according to ancient lore, a point that was sanitized by Ssmhain's chistianization. The people kept the fun parts. I don't have any opportunity to enjoy the day this year, but I usually ignore the occasion. I should've found a costume today, but I had that whim too late to do anything about it. Next year, when I'm rich, I will throw a party, complete with a flaming wheel and some Druids, because modern life needs

No, I don't consider philosophy to be a super power, per se, but I do find it enables an untrained civilian, such as myself, to endure hardships that would set others to bemoan their fate, and to do so with even a touch of humor. Of course, some would think that someone who is funny could not possibly be a philosopher, to which I thoroughly disagree. George Carlin was a philosopher, or at least became one in my eyes, and he was certainly one of the funniest men who ever lived; in fact, teachers of philosophy, so insistent on being serious, have made the study of the subject dry and dull, rather like Plato's Republic. My antipathy towards Plato goes back to high school, when my critique of Greek philosophers get a C- from my teacher, but I deserved better and felt my grade was due to not giving the teacher what he wanted. Were I a teacher, I would give extra credit to a student who disagreed with me, even if I found his reasoning to be faulty, just for having enough guts to q

As I limped down the street, my bad ankle trying to loosen up enough to walk normally, I swore that I would get legal help to make the latest bunch of scammers to pay me what they say they will. I don't think you should get away with it when you say immediate payment to PayPal and no ads, then make people have to withdraw the money themselves only after watching a lot of ads. I think any good attorney could blow their defense out of the water, and since I'm back to being owed thousands of dollars again, it would be worth the time of a good attorney to take these grifters down. We would win, because it's the kind of case where the lawyer would get a third of the payout, and I'm sure the scumbags would fold, since they know their lies won't hold up in court. I still wonder how they get away with it. I tried to interest Senator Klobuchar in this fraud, so she could introduce some law, but she's in the grip of Joe Biden, and all they can think about is tying up

I love you all. Even the people who look down their nose at me as I pass them by and won't say hello, I love them too, the poor misguided fools. Even the politicians who won't do a thing to help me, I love them as well. I embrace love because it is so easy, because, let's face it, hatred is a lot of work. You have to waste valuable calories seething, and waste your thoughts on all the miserable scum who made your life a living hell, when all you need do is wear a vacant smile and think about constructive things. Someone did you wrong? Well, you are forgiven. Go in peace, go far, far away. That was easy, wasn't it? The problems created by them can turn into opportunities for you, so love the rotten bastards even if you have to fight them sooner or later. The trouble with love is that it doesn't boost your energy level during a crisis. During a fight, it would just say let's get our ass kicked and forgive them later as we're licking our wounds. But that

Damnation all around...I'm buying. The world is going mad; that's the good news. Since society is built on an edifice of lies, perhaps there is hope for us all. Wealth is built from things lacking in any discernible value, the economy itself being fictitious from its very beginnings, so whoever comes up with a truly silly idea would essentially be printing their own money. That's great, I think, a much better thing than what the serious minded fools would have us believe. I'm too tired to encapsulate what it all means, but I am quite sick of the humorless scolds who run the Democratic party. Say what you will about right-wing politicians, they are at least are in touch with the common people, which probably explains how they can be so stupid. But the Democrats want to be perfect, and I resist perfection in all of its permutations, for it is unattainable due to all of the unintended consequences inherit in such folly. The War on Drugs began in order for the good folks

I picked myself up off the floor the next day, feeling cheap and disgusted, but as the philosopher king, I did not indulge any sentimentality. I took off my dress, and spent a few minutes in my underwear looking out the window. I was certain that Biden, the unpricipled hack that he was, had sent the images of the previous night, far and wide across the internet, and I was certain that I made some of my admirers upset, as I had never directly stated what my sexuality was, since I believed that sexuality was of no importance when it came to the works of the mind. Biden, of course, was betting that the common people I had some rapport with would be so disgusted by my enjoyment of having sex with those two fine men that I would no longer be welcome in the world of the American people. I prepared myself for that possibility, and as I thought of the ramifications of my actions, I couldn't help buy squeeze my nipples, then run my hands down my stomach and touched my stiffening penis. Wi

With a title like that, you can be sure there will be no talk of cock sucking in today's blog entry. I would never stoop so low as to mention the stiff penis my tongue gently licks as I bring my mouth closer and closer... There'll be none of that today. All I ever do is talk about it anyway, so why engage in such idle chatter when the world needs to uplift its spiritual condition? The main problem with the world is its inability to transcend the many troubles of everyday life, which crass politicians take full advantage of, to the detriment of our public well-being. When any politician mentions God, I am nauseous, because it is so obviously a ploy that only a sucker could fall for. Better to have a cock in your mouth than the insincere religious prattle of a politician in your brain. My desires may offend the majority, but it could never match the offensiveness of a politician claiming to be a spiritual paragon of virtue to get some religious group to fall in line on whatev