Queer Thoughts

I seem to only write about Cock now, and today will be no different. I am glad whenever I think about sucking cock, though I am sad that I have no cock in my mouth. I have to put it in my mouth. hmmmmmmmm..........cock. This post is being supplemented on 8/12 because I have thoughts about Cock and my mouthand my ass fucked FUCKED FUCKED FUCKED FUCKED FUCKED FUCKED FUCKED FUCKED ooooooo I love that kind of talk.

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