Electric Hypocrisy Could Power The World

Democrats want to save the world, yet a Minnesota representative goes driving her big vehicle through the countryside when she gets frustrated with the government. We need some way to turn hypocrisy into energy. If only we could tie all the politicians into the grid, we could potentially save an enormous amount of fuel. Like when world leaders travel somewhere to discuss global warming: if they stayed home, it would do more to solve the problem than any platitudes they would spout for each other. If we had anarchy, they wouldn't be able to waste resources to make themselves look like they were doing something. Unfortunately, as long as there are so many stupid people, a government is needed. Too bad the government is being put together by stupid people.