5 Minutes

The wiseman claimed he could reveal more wisdom in 5 minutes of writing than all the other sages in the world combined. His assistant chuckled. "Don't you believe me?" the wiseman asked. "Of course I do. You'll just stand there for 5 minutes not making a noise after the other sages have dulled the senses of the audience with their inane discourse." "Don't forget the gestures I make for emphasis." "How could I? That's the best part."