Democrats Want Trump Back

It's obvious. By their pseudo-intellectual sanctimony, the Democrats are busily paving the way for Donald Trump's triumphant return to power. That's the only logical conclusion I can reach. When mothers are called birthing persons, it is obvious that they want someone to skewer their sacred cows, and that's a job for Mister Trump. Why such nonsense is tolerated, nay, encouraged, it is plain that they want to turn off two thirds of the electorate, which leaves plain speaking iconclasts in a great position to achieve popularity. Why? I don't know. If you want social justice, I would think it could be done without engaging in such wordgames; one would be better off speaking plain English in order to galvanize the traditional American impulse towards justice. Instead, the American left wants to reinvent the language, like Big Brother in Orwell's 1984, and insult the intelligence of anyone who refuses to accept such a ridiculous project. Nancy Pelosi misses the Donald, as does the New York Times and the Washington Post, or else such nonsense would be dismissed without a second thought. Trump is, was, and will always be an egotistical jerk, but he was so good for business. The Democrats never had so many contributions, and the big liberal propoganda sheets never made so much money as when they had Donald around, as seen by the collective yawn that greets Joe Biden whenever he speaks, and the lack of excitement surrounding his exploits. Secretly, they wish Trump had been reelected. The newspaper business would have their product flying off the shelves, and Representative Pelosi could cash in with a big autobiography about her role in fighting the menace that is Donald Trump. Maybe that's why the Democrats want to spend, spend, spend, and bring back the regulators that Trump had banished. Let's do what we can to make America a pale imitation of European socialism, and then Donald will come back to call us names, and we'll become heroic again, instead of the squabbling, incoherent doubletalking dogooders who could never succeed because their plans are inherently doomed to failure. I would think it's better to deal with the people simply, and put in their programs without making everyone feel stupid and afraid of saying the wrong thing would be a better idea than going out of their to shove their crap down people's throats. But that won't bring the Donald back: as Superman needs Lex Luthor, Batman needs the Joker, and Sherlock Holmes needs Moriarty, the Democrats need the Donald. He is the arch-villain who makes them noble paragons of justice, and without him, they are just incompetent hacks who can't run cities properly. I hate them all. Not really, for Christ wants us to love one another, but I can love a person and hate all that person does, which is how I feel about American politics, circa 2021. As an anarchist, I believe we should take care of our own problems, without the garbage the two major parties want to feed us. I consider politicians a lower life form, not the noble public servants they want to portray themselves as; they are parasitical and without value, and feed off our inability to take care of ourselves. In reality, government has a few vital functions, but a government that goes beyond those functions and seeks to usurp what is the people's role in nurturing a more just society is doomed to failure. When they produce bills to steal the billions made by American entrepeneurs that are thousands of pages long, they are not noble champions of the people, they are highly advanced vampire bats, who will only waste what they steal, enriching only the bureaucrats who live off their excrement. yes, some poor people will receive a pittance to help them eke out a meager existence, but charity is what we need, not government programs. Each time I deal with the government, I am depressed, because they want the process to be as humiliating as possible, when help should be given freely, without strings attached. As for Donald, I like the man, and wish he wouldn't waste his life on politics any longer. Come back and join us Donald; don't live in the swamp with the lower life forms. Give me a call and I can use your millions to make entertaining programs for all the people. Instead, you insist on rolling around in the muck that is the American political preocess, and I have to sleep on the train. The left is using you Donald, and even if you are reelected, you will not be happy, because the opposition will not listen to you, because you are not of the smug leech class. You are just another one of us, and you'll be ignored, like Minnesota's leeches ignored Jesse Ventura when he was governor. But your ego is larger than your brain, and you'll be sucked into the maw of the beast, and spat out. Poor Donald, poor rich stupid Donald.