New, Improved

Yes, this blog is now 37% better than ever before. Depressing explorations of my psyche are set to go down 83% while whimsey will increase 42%. That's significant! Imagine if I could give away BIG CASH PRIZES! SO what's next for me as I roam the streets? I DON'T KNOW! Rest assured that as I delve into new and improved subject matter that there will be lots of exclamation marks!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can feel the excitement building up with each stroke of the keyboard. In a world so stupid and mundane, perhaps this radical embrace of joy will go unnoticed, but I will proceed to make life on this Earth worth living. All it would take is to get thousands and thousands of new, improved readers to appreciate how new and improved these new improvements truly are. What category would this blog fit under? Eclectic examinations of Eternity? There are 66 million entries, but I think they fudged the results, because some are eclectic, some examine, and most deal with eternity, yet they fail to put it all together in an easily digestible form like I do. Oh how I try to make each word the exact word for each imaginable context, which is commendable for this era of sloppy communication. Where do we go from here?? Do we take that final DESCENT INTO MADNESS? Probably not a good idea, but when you capitalize every word it sure sounds exciting. I think it's time to bring back irrational exuberance! That's my favorite hobby! That I can be exuberant at all is irrationality carried to the limit of human understanding. I intend to keep up all the joy possible in a bleak existence, placing great emphasis on moments of wonder and totally ignoring hours and hours of dull depression. I can do that. And I'll try to avoid sex, which I manage to do in my life quite well, except for those romantic moments when I am getting along with myself. That's all for now. With a new dedication to my craft, I will sign off for now, until tomorrow when I embark on a thrilling new journey into anything I happen to be writing about. That's all for now. Don't worry about me...I'll be fine.